in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
- Mom: You do nothing all day
- Me: I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
- Me: I regenerate cells
- Me: I transmit nerve signals to my brain
- Me: I digest food
- Me: How is that nothing
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
Story of my life
acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- ye s
unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:
- yesh :3
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
that tag is glorious.
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
- me: i have no classes with anybody i know
- my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
- me: no